This why I named one of my sons DYLAN !

Straight up God !

10 Worst things you can do on Thanksgiving Day ! Please add your own !

1)  You get hammered at dinner and talk about how the American Indians were screwed out of Manhattan island during the War of 1812..

2) Make your daughter cry because you tell her that OBAMA chopped the head of Tom Turkey on the front lawn of the White House because he thought it was Bill O’Reilly…

3) Talk incessantly about how you played high school football and that during the 1974 Thanksgiving Day game vs your rival Teaneck that you threw a touchdown pass to your best buddy, who stole your 8 track player from your 1967 Chevy Nova…

4)  Make statements like  “  You think the recession is bad now on Thanksgiving, wait until Christmas hits kids…Trust me it will be brutal “…”  Just being honest people”….

5) Keep bringing up deceased members of the family at dinner  and what FOODS they DIDN’T like when they were ” with us”…  ex.  POP POP ( Grandpa) hated sweet potatoes, or “remember how Aunt Sylvia used to hate gravy”….

    Oh well you get it  …Let’s hear  some of your Worst things scenarios !

Pisses Me Off: People who put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving !

If it was up to me there would be a law stating hence “  No Christmas wreaths, lights, santas, reindeer, elfs,mrs santas, candy canes,mangers with or without the Baby Jesus***see Talledega Nights, sleighs, partridges in pear trees, and Dale Ehrnhardt X-Mas decorated number 8 cars ( those south of Camden NJ ), or any Christmas decorations of any color or shape are  not allowed to be displayed before 2 weeks prior to Christamas Day.   But the world has changed , and retailers and big box companies own this magnificent Holiday the way Herod owned his Kingdom so I’m preaching to the Yuletide choir!   But I think it SUX a Big Candy Cane to put up anything too early, never mind before THANKSGIVING..   What say yee of pissed off Faith ?

TOM PETTY : ” Rock God or Mere Mortal” front of Wall Street Journal..

What is your pick?   Whhat are your favorite Tom Petty songs ?  What are his worst ?

Johnny Depp wins 2nd Sexiest Man Alive…Uh what am I missing here folks ?

Now I know I’m a Dude,  and I know dudes shouldn’t be talking about sexiest men alive,  but if I was to talk about it ( I am already), then scrawny, goofy Johnny Depp would not be in my Top 200..  What say the masses ?

Can a DUDE ever order a CHARDONNAY ?

I say no, but what say the masses ?

I don’t get the whole ” Dog Thing”

   Even though I have had dogs my whole life in different shapes, forms, and mental conditions I admit fully to never enjoying 1 moment of those 53 years ( 371 dog years) with any of those dogs  .  I don’t get it. 

I understand a little if your a 75 year old grandma and you want a little fufu dog to keep you occupied and whom you can read excerpts of  Dickens BLEAK HOUSE to, but other than that…What’s the point.     It seems to me the scale is like 127 against, 1 pro in regards to dog ownership.  Some of the CONS are  expense wise:  Food, collars, destroyed furniture, destroyed clothes,bitten mailmen, and to many neurons ..Dog clothes (omg),etc and of course  the VET…Shots, hip ailments, tongue ailments, ear ailments, ticks, distemper, bowel insertion,and that’s not even including the ” Mental Health Dog Experts” who diagnose DOGS with ” Anger, Abandonment Issues,$$$$$ ,etc) and of course the always brutal final days $$$$ that are always  prolonged, devastating events to the family ( except the father who is now off the canine money train) and never ends good.    Have any of you ever known a dog that  had a peaceful , painless, ride into the sunset ?   Dogs are usually..Hit by cars,,,have wicked diseases that send them into yelping painful rides into hell ( expensive again), or some sort of insanity..  ( ” Oh DUKE was such a good Dog his whole life , until a worm ate at his brain and caused him to attack the whole marching band of Carteret High School”)… It happens all the time…

  When I looked out my front door  all I see is thousands of people walking dogs, either being pulled by them, fending them off from other dogs, or fighting off brutal weather  because ” When Fido has to go , he has to go”  even if it’s a hurricane, Shackleford like Sub-Artic conditions, tidal waves, Nor’Easters, and plagues…”  Fido has to go”.. and what’s worse is   that beleaguered soul who is trudging through hurricane like winds  has to bend down and pick up….Yes  DOG CRAP…  With their hands…are you f’in kidding me.   People dont go to certain restaurants because one time they saw  a dirty napkin on the floor  or they wont get a hot dog at the Yankee game  because they ” dont know  who has handles it”   but meanwhile they handle dog crap like they did when they played with PLAYDOUGH at their kids Daddy and Me class  ( another topic down the road)…  The list of negatives goes on  and on..Shedding, Thunder Neuroticism, Tearing apart of mail, etc  etc       The one positive ?…  Uh I guess companionship…But unless your a really lonely spinster  or sick child ..It doesnt matter because even though that dog might comfort that spinster or might make a sick kid  feel better, at some point that dog has torn something apart, urinated on some good pieces of wool or Berber, and when its time will be hit by a meteor and live 3 1/2 more weeks and need to go to the vet 22 times during the healing that ends in putting ” Bobo” to sleep anyway..because now  he will be in a better place..  Oh btw  , do you want a mug with Bobo’s picture on it  for  $ 35.95 as part of the $2200  creamation ?    51 and pissed…

What are the 10 Worst Men’s Hairstyle Ever ?

   Let’s not concentrate on just AMERICA in the past 100 years ( even though there have been some doosies), let’s get our old history books out  and wikipedia and get some bad doos that dudes have sported over the decades

Please tell all the free-agents that sign huge contracts..

to stop saying   ” it’s not about the money”     The NY JETS just signed Bart Scott from the Baltimore Ravens and this morning on the fan he said he signed not because of the money because of playing in a new system and getting together with ex defensive coach and now head coach REX RYAN.     So why didn’t he come to the Jets for the money that Baltimore was offering him  ?   FOS to the max  all these guys !

The FACEBOOK/YOUTUBE of Sports… I need ..

somebody who can take my vison and create the most gigantic web site and brand on par with Youube and Facebook.  This idea is in a massive field that has not been developed yet and massive potential.  It has 7 revenue streams and tremendous viral potential.   I need a person or a group of people(preferably young ) to build this site.  I have been told that new developers using WORDPRESS, etc can build a site very inexpensively and with exactness.  If you are up to the task , please contact me at this blog.  Thank You.