The Market is Falling..The Market is Falling..Dow takes a CRAP !

It’s 3:08 on the east coast and the market is down -300.. Where are we going ? I’m afraid down more. Everything has problems. Real Estate( Residential and Commercial), Oil is 102 a Gallon, Lay Offs in every sector, and a President that doesn’t give a shit and 2 people who if elected won’t do shit . Strap ‘em on Boys and Girls Ithink we’re in for a bumpy ride.

“REALITY TELEVISION” Whatever that means……Im calling the end here

If I could wish for 1 thing to happen (even more than removing troops from Iraq) I would want the complete abolishment of any form of reality filming in television and film… I am so tired of seeing big boobed nitwit girls sharing apartments with gay disinterested men (24 hours a day on M T whatever happened to ME..I am tired of watching people conspire against each other for money while cameras watch them(YOURE FIRED) …I am tired of watching men brave the cruelties of nature with a camera crew following them..I am tired of seeing Brittney Spears with no makeup….I am tired of cameras bouncing all over the place and making me nauseous….I am tired of people who prostitute their personal lives (children included) for cash and infamy…While the idea of reality filming was unique 10 years ago I think it may be time to take a stand against it..REPEAT AFTER ME:.I no longer care what color your underwear are or what your sexual preferenece is, I no longer care if your kids are out of control, I no longer care what color you want to paint your room, I no longer care if you are beat up by a cop , I no longer care if you live on an island with 20 other people talking behind each others back, I no longer care if you walk into a jungle and hump an alligator.. I NO LONGER CARE BECAUSE??????? You simply bore me

Things that really piss me off # 77, Guys that love DOGS !

I know..I know..  Hey 51, What the hell ?  I love my dog man.. He’s awesome !  He’s dependable.  He’s always there to love me !   Well dude, If you need a dog to always be there for you then maybe you should check your breath or at least start doing some pushups and crunches.  Because I think women should be there to love you, they should be awesome, and they should be dependable, as well s other things..Not a dog !    C’mon dudes, do you really like picking up dogsh__ in those plastic bags, and if you don’t pick up the dogsh__, then you too big a douche to have a dog in the first place.  So here is my suggestion.  Lose the Dog ( Aunt Martha must need something to love her all the time), find a chick, and spend that extra money not on bones, brushes,Alpo, washings, clippings, creamations,spayings,etc  but on a great bottle of Scotch and a new Plasma TV.  Im still pissed..51 !

Things that PISS ME OFF..No.17..SKIING !

The kids had off( seems like they have off more days then civil servants), so my wife and I took the kiddies up to visit friends in New Hampshire for some Skiing, Drinking, and ..well that’s it. The first morning was fine. Eggs, coffee, NY Post, and then it happened.. Death by Ski preparation. My 9 year old son had to have 17 layers of long johns, thermal socks,plastic concoctions for moisture ,and of course ski pants that looked like the Sta-Puff man gave away last Christmas. And that was only my 9 year old. Next up my 5 year old. 19 minutes and 140,000 sweat beads later he was ready. We drove it seemed like for 3 hours ( 13 minutes in skiers time), til we got to the mountain. It just started. Lift tickets, rentals in crowded,over-heated basements with pimpled 17 year old discontents with attitudes, questioning ME, the 51 year old pissed off one ,why I didn’t know my 9 year olds exact weight. ” Why is that so important ” I mumbled. ” Ah it’s not man if you don’t mind you sons ankles breaking”. Whether the 9 year old boy weighed 64 or 70 didn’t seem that important to me( I know about bindings ) ,but was it really going to snap both his ankles as if they were made of Tofu , or whatever that dude was eating behind the counter. ” Just pick the higher number OPIE, and he’ll be fine”. I responded. So there I stood in 18 degree temp(-7 with wind)and watched as my 5 year old and my 9 year old made pizza wedges at the rate of $ 50 an hour. Nice work if you can get it. I walked back to the lounge with 3 thoughts running through my frostbitten head. 1) Tequila 2) I hate skiing 3) The Beatles. Yeah remember in HELP, when the Beatles went skiing and they were falling all over the place ? I remember as a 8 year old thinking.Why would anyone ever do that, especially THE BEATLES. Well I still have the same question.. Why THE BEATLES..Why my 5 and 9 year old, or even Tofu boy and most importantly,..Why the 51 year old Pissed off Guy ?