I’m 51 and Pissed that I’m not hanging with KIAWAH smoking a Robusto !

What are you guys smokin these days? With the great weather , golf season etc.. you must be lighting up. I’ve always been a big fan of the robusto, it’s the perfect size not too long , but a serious smoke you can get through with a busy schedule. With it’s fairly wide ring size you get a good full draw and some of the other advantages of a longer bigger smoke. I’ve always thought the Cohiba Robusto and the partagas Serie D were the best smokes going. In todays economy i’ve been looking for great smokes under $10 a stick, clearly the Cohiba and Partagas if you can find them are going to be closer to $25 a pop. I found two real good ones. the first is the CAO Brazilia ($5), Dark and oily , nice nut and white pepper flavors. La Flor Dominicana ($4), nice even smoke , flavors of cedar, leather and coffee. Both excellent buys and easy to find.
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Top 10 ways that you know your really hammered at a Party !

1) The hostess that normally looks like Joan Rivers is starting to look like Jenny McCarthy 2) When you light your 12th cigarette you light it in the middle 3) You try and try to open the non screw top of a Heineken until your finger starts to bleed, but you get another Heineken because you think there was something wrong with the first 4) When you go to take a leak at 1am,you lean against the wall with your right hand , but your head is against the wall also 5) Macadamia Nuts(who brought those) taste as good as a cheesburger 6) The only beer thats left is a O’Douls(non alchoholic),,and you drink it anyway 7) The guy that coached your kid in 4th grade lacrosse starts making sense.8) Your burps start bringing up foot particles (macadamia nuts, etc) 9) Your out of Parliaments so you borrow a Virgina Slim Light from the l4th grade lacrosse guys wife. 10 ) the lacrosse guys wife who normally looks like Amy Winehouse is starting to look like Cameron Diaz with black hair..

I’m Pissed today because everybody in town is going away for the Spring Break next week…

and I’m stuck at home hoping to go on a few day trips. It’s kind of my fault.(1).No early planning (some women I know have been planning this trip since the GIANTS won the Super Bowl) (2) Don’t want to spend the cash( In my defense it’s hard spending $4500 (prob low) when it’s 67 degrees outside and the only benefit is drinking (I can do that here( and laying in broiling sun ( I’m Irish/Italian so my Irish half (face and arms and legs) burn to a crisp…I can do that here on a lacrosse field just as easy. But here’s the thing that really pisses me off. Why is there a Spring Break for teachers ? Were the months of February ( wait they had a break in Feb)..Ok March ( You had Saint Patricks Day) that brutal that they needed a break ? So because they were so stressed from March 1st to April 15th ( BTW you had the NCAA Tourney in there to bide your time ) that they needed another break before slaving for another month before they have off 3 months for the Summer , that I need to now take my 5 kids (2 in college that’s really inexpensive) and spend 4500 to take them somewhere and drink overpriced Tequila Sunrises and pay SICK cash to watch some cheap version of a porpoise(dolphin..who cares about the difference) named Quipper( Snap) swim around a small tank in Quipper World ? Thanks Mrs McGillicudy and your strong Union !

I’m 51andPissed because my Portfolio looks like Keith Richards hair !

Down they go.  Then down more, and then down again.  Then a HUGE investment bank takes a header,and the world looks like it’s about to end.  I have huge headaches.  I can’t Sleep. My portfolio looks  like  Keith Richards hair, and friends and fellow townspeople are down big time because they are either worried about losing their job or worse yet they have already lost it.   And then like a red tailed hawk swooping down on a innocent squirrel, JP Morgan scoops up Bear Stearns for $2 a share(swiinngg), the FED cuts rates by .75 and there is Euphoria in the air.  Up 400+ points and now my head really hurts.  Which way now ?  Is this the bottom ?  A dead cat bounce ? Or just another  head fake by the Worlds Economy.. I don’t know, but it makes my stomach contort like Mary Lou Retton and my head hurt like Jim Morrison after the concert in New Haven.  That’s why I’m 51andPissed !

PISSED OFF.No.6, BILLY CRYSTAL aka EDDIE GAEDEL signs 1 day contract with YANKEES !

Ahhh I smell Bill Veeck , remember the little Eddie Gaedel dude (can’t say midget anymore) ? Shame on the Yankees. What would the YANKEE CLIPPER, THE BAMBINO, THE MICK, THE CHAIRMAN BOARD, think of this debacle..Then again those guys were so hammered (except Joe D) that they would prob have liked the idea. Derek Jeter, Arod, and Jorge Posada won’t say anything because it would be a PR nightmare.. So I’ll will say it ..It sux and it pisses me off. C’mon Steinbrenners(George and Hank) , stop the BS You have the greatest franchise in sports history, don’t f,it up with 60 year old dudes who want to get their rocks off playing for 1 day. I know he’s a lifelong YANKEE fan, but so am I . so can I play shortstop during the first game of the ALCS ? Please .. I’ll name one of my KIDS . EDDIE GAEDEL !

ELLIOT SPITZER tells AIDES he’s involved in Prostitution ring !

Supposedly SPITZER told some of his aides he is involved in a VIP Club that caters to wealthy individuals. If true Ken Langone, Dick Grasso, Ace Greenburg and others will have a field day.

Things that Piss Me Off, No. 5.. MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY !

I want to like him.. I really do. Seems like a go0d Irish Guy, but every time I see him he’s making another BAD movie,dating a SUPER-HOT Model or Actress or walking around with his shirt off and a Cowboy hat on near a beach or a pool. I think it was 2005 when PEOPLE named him sexiest male on the planet. Now that sounds like I’m jealous, but I’m not..For sure. But here’s why I’m pissed. He has never made a Good Movie ( please don’t say WE ARE MARSHALL or DAZED AND CONFUSED(the 14 year old boy next door to me could have done it), his hair is retreating faster then our shorelines,but he still gets like 3 mill a movie, gets superhot chicks, and drinks Tequila on any beach in the world at anytime he wants. Ahh , maybe I am jealous ! That’s why I’m pissed !

3 Things I love about Rain.. BEER , LACROSSE,MOVIES !

Here I am.  In Northern NJ with rain coming down in buckets of sadness and I’m happy.  Happy why ?  Happy because the rain boxes us in . It boxes us into corners of houses and keeps us there because we are always running to games or work or something else and being put in that box makes us relax and sit on the couch , crack open a ber, and put on ESPNU and watch the UVA Cavaliers vs the PRINCETON Tigers.  So here I am ..Lacrosse, A Couch, a Beer, a Blanket, and PEACE !   Bring on the RAIN !  PS  After the Lax game I watched the BUDDY HOLLY STORY and had a nice little nap ..Nirvana !

Dick Dale and a Hangover !

A friend of mine gave me a bunch of CD’s the other day that he said I had to download. They were CD’s I didn’t have ( I have over 700) so there aren’t a lot of SEMINAL albums that I don’t have. He gave me GENESIS ” A Trick of the Tale”, BUSH 6teen stone, RUSH ” 2112″, and afew others. So I put on the DICK DALE greatest hits.. and to be honest. I liked it , but on a Sunday morning, after BIG night Friday, saturday,(tequila, dodgeball, beers(harp, guinness,heinekens, 3 cigars, and 1 pack of Parli’s) it just didnt sit that well. After the third song I got up…Violently ejected it from the CD player, and put BACH on.. There are sometimes you can’t listen to DICK DALE !