always end up in my line ? Almost 80% of the time I go to the Supermarket I end up scoping the express lines and bolting to the one with the least people and the line that doesn’t have black holes. But it seems that if I see a line that doesn’t look bad I run over to it and there’s this old lady with one item on the belt ( cottage cheese) but then reaches down into her Felix the Cat bag and pulls out 17 more items, One a Day vitamins. liverwurst, Dentyne, Lady Fingers, etc I can’t get mad at some old bat so I move over to the next empty one.. and as soon as I get there some guy who looks like Dick Butkus just beats me there with a ” Ah you don’t mind pal..I got to get to a party” So because he’s already in front of me and because he also looks like he would kill me if I took one of his Red Bulls, I decide to let him go. bottom line is that I dare not switch ( The old Lady is still taking stuff out of her Felix Bag) so I stand behind Bonco Nagursky and endue his conversation on how he’s gonna get ” ripped ” tonight then go home and take care of the little woman. Uh Maybe you’ll get drunk, but if someone would sleep with you , she/he/it would still not sleep with you ol flat-top. That’s why I’m 51 and pissed “
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PISSED OFF.No.6, BILLY CRYSTAL aka EDDIE GAEDEL signs 1 day contract with YANKEES !
March 11, 2008Ahhh I smell Bill Veeck , remember the little Eddie Gaedel dude (can’t say midget anymore) ? Shame on the Yankees. What would the YANKEE CLIPPER, THE BAMBINO, THE MICK, THE CHAIRMAN BOARD, think of this debacle..Then again those guys were so hammered (except Joe D) that they would prob have liked the idea. Derek Jeter, Arod, and Jorge Posada won’t say anything because it would be a PR nightmare.. So I’ll will say it ..It sux and it pisses me off. C’mon Steinbrenners(George and Hank) , stop the BS You have the greatest franchise in sports history, don’t f,it up with 60 year old dudes who want to get their rocks off playing for 1 day. I know he’s a lifelong YANKEE fan, but so am I . so can I play shortstop during the first game of the ALCS ? Please .. I’ll name one of my KIDS . EDDIE GAEDEL !
Dungeons & Dragons co-creator dies at 69 ! Cool or Tool Game ?
March 4, 2008I never played the game but I remember when it was all the rage before anything else was . What was the premise of the game ? Was it a Cool or Tool game ?
