What are the 10 Worst Men’s Hairstyle Ever ?

   Let’s not concentrate on just AMERICA in the past 100 years ( even though there have been some doosies), let’s get our old history books out  and wikipedia and get some bad doos that dudes have sported over the decades

Why does the guy with the 17 items in the express line …

always end up in my line ?   Almost 80% of the time I go to the Supermarket  I end up scoping the express lines and bolting to the one with the least people  and the line that doesn’t have black holes.   But it seems that if I see a line that doesn’t look bad I run over to it  and there’s this old lady with one item on the belt ( cottage cheese)  but then reaches down into her Felix the Cat bag and pulls out 17 more items,  One a Day vitamins. liverwurst, Dentyne, Lady Fingers, etc    I can’t get mad at some old bat   so I move over to the next empty one.. and as soon as I get there some guy who looks like  Dick Butkus just beats me there with a ”  Ah  you don’t mind pal..I got to get to a party”   So because he’s already in front of me  and because he also looks like he would kill me if I took one of his Red Bulls, I decide to let him go.    bottom line  is that I dare not switch ( The old Lady is still taking stuff out of her Felix Bag)  so I stand behind Bonco Nagursky and endue his conversation on how he’s gonna get ” ripped ” tonight then go home and take care of the little woman.   Uh   Maybe you’ll get drunk, but if someone would sleep with you , she/he/it   would still not sleep with you ol flat-top.   That’s why I’m  51 and pissed “

To NCAA or Not to NCAA.. I apologize to ALL MEN for dropping the NCAA Hoops Ball !

Every year when the NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament starts I get all excited and decide I’m going to watch EVERY game..Bar none. Then the tournament starts and I start losing interest until the Final Four, and then I get mildly interested again,and watch pretty much the remaining games. But I’m really pissed this time because I did it again. I got psyched up.. Watched every first round game with fervor and then my interest fell off and I missed some really great games. The GEORGETOWN collapse ( Why does John Thompson Jr, get a pass for that one), STANFORD game Sat night, UCLA’s wicked comeback, and many more games that I probably missed too. The only reason I knew about the afore mentioned games was I heard all my buddies talk about them on Monday ..PATHETIC ! So here’s my Promise to all GUYS. I no longer will dismiss 2nd and 3rd round games of the NCAA tournament ! I will watched the Tournament with lust and fervor, and record every second in my memory bank for future discussions, and I will never, never, turn off a game with more then 10 minutes remaining. Apology accepted ?

Is this the beginning of a GREAT DEPRESSION ? Bear Stearns sells for $ 2 to JP Morgan !

This is a bailout plain and simple. Who is next though ? MERRILL LYNCH ? LEHMAN BROTHERS ? My guess is GOLDMAN SACHS. Goldman has remained clean though this whole ordeal, but now there looks like there are cracks in the dike. I wouldn’t be surprised if GOLDMAN took a spill. Watch that one and don’t be afraid to short it !

Things that Piss Me Off, No. 5.. MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY !

I want to like him.. I really do. Seems like a go0d Irish Guy, but every time I see him he’s making another BAD movie,dating a SUPER-HOT Model or Actress or walking around with his shirt off and a Cowboy hat on near a beach or a pool. I think it was 2005 when PEOPLE named him sexiest male on the planet. Now that sounds like I’m jealous, but I’m not..For sure. But here’s why I’m pissed. He has never made a Good Movie ( please don’t say WE ARE MARSHALL or DAZED AND CONFUSED(the 14 year old boy next door to me could have done it), his hair is retreating faster then our shorelines,but he still gets like 3 mill a movie, gets superhot chicks, and drinks Tequila on any beach in the world at anytime he wants. Ahh , maybe I am jealous ! That’s why I’m pissed !

Are you kidding me .. The first day of LACROSSE and it rains in NYC !

C’mon God give us LAXERS a break . I’m sitting here in Northern New Jersey and it just started to pour. We need it to stop because our first lacrosse outdoor practice is tonight. Please oh great Lord above stop this deluge !