What are the 10 Worst Men’s Hairstyle Ever ?

   Let’s not concentrate on just AMERICA in the past 100 years ( even though there have been some doosies), let’s get our old history books out  and wikipedia and get some bad doos that dudes have sported over the decades

Why does the guy with the 17 items in the express line …

always end up in my line ?   Almost 80% of the time I go to the Supermarket  I end up scoping the express lines and bolting to the one with the least people  and the line that doesn’t have black holes.   But it seems that if I see a line that doesn’t look bad I run over to it  and there’s this old lady with one item on the belt ( cottage cheese)  but then reaches down into her Felix the Cat bag and pulls out 17 more items,  One a Day vitamins. liverwurst, Dentyne, Lady Fingers, etc    I can’t get mad at some old bat   so I move over to the next empty one.. and as soon as I get there some guy who looks like  Dick Butkus just beats me there with a ”  Ah  you don’t mind pal..I got to get to a party”   So because he’s already in front of me  and because he also looks like he would kill me if I took one of his Red Bulls, I decide to let him go.    bottom line  is that I dare not switch ( The old Lady is still taking stuff out of her Felix Bag)  so I stand behind Bonco Nagursky and endue his conversation on how he’s gonna get ” ripped ” tonight then go home and take care of the little woman.   Uh   Maybe you’ll get drunk, but if someone would sleep with you , she/he/it   would still not sleep with you ol flat-top.   That’s why I’m  51 and pissed “

I’m 51 and Pissed that I’m not hanging with KIAWAH smoking a Robusto !

What are you guys smokin these days? With the great weather , golf season etc.. you must be lighting up. I’ve always been a big fan of the robusto, it’s the perfect size not too long , but a serious smoke you can get through with a busy schedule. With it’s fairly wide ring size you get a good full draw and some of the other advantages of a longer bigger smoke. I’ve always thought the Cohiba Robusto and the partagas Serie D were the best smokes going. In todays economy i’ve been looking for great smokes under $10 a stick, clearly the Cohiba and Partagas if you can find them are going to be closer to $25 a pop. I found two real good ones. the first is the CAO Brazilia ($5), Dark and oily , nice nut and white pepper flavors. La Flor Dominicana ($4), nice even smoke , flavors of cedar, leather and coffee. Both excellent buys and easy to find.
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I HATE the NBA, H..A…T..E.. Kobe, KG, Melo, are…

a freakin joke …The playoffs are a bombastic display of pyrotechnics, loud(bad) rock and pop music, and over-adrenalized fans rooting for multi-million dollar spoiled children, and that’s in person.  Imagine a sport where it’s better to watch the game at home on the TV, and even that is akin to going to see Hannah Montana and Cyndi Lauper do a version of John Gay’s THREE PENNY OPERA..  Complete brutality.  I have a suggestion..Why not make Kobe and KG ( Kevin Garnett) joust in Wembley Stadium while Tim Duncan ( The most boring superstar ever) recites ELEGY IN A COUNTRY CHURCHYARD  ?  Maybe that way I would watch.

To NCAA or Not to NCAA.. I apologize to ALL MEN for dropping the NCAA Hoops Ball !

Every year when the NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament starts I get all excited and decide I’m going to watch EVERY game..Bar none. Then the tournament starts and I start losing interest until the Final Four, and then I get mildly interested again,and watch pretty much the remaining games. But I’m really pissed this time because I did it again. I got psyched up.. Watched every first round game with fervor and then my interest fell off and I missed some really great games. The GEORGETOWN collapse ( Why does John Thompson Jr, get a pass for that one), STANFORD game Sat night, UCLA’s wicked comeback, and many more games that I probably missed too. The only reason I knew about the afore mentioned games was I heard all my buddies talk about them on Monday ..PATHETIC ! So here’s my Promise to all GUYS. I no longer will dismiss 2nd and 3rd round games of the NCAA tournament ! I will watched the Tournament with lust and fervor, and record every second in my memory bank for future discussions, and I will never, never, turn off a game with more then 10 minutes remaining. Apology accepted ?

PISSED OFF.No.6, BILLY CRYSTAL aka EDDIE GAEDEL signs 1 day contract with YANKEES !

Ahhh I smell Bill Veeck , remember the little Eddie Gaedel dude (can’t say midget anymore) ? Shame on the Yankees. What would the YANKEE CLIPPER, THE BAMBINO, THE MICK, THE CHAIRMAN BOARD, think of this debacle..Then again those guys were so hammered (except Joe D) that they would prob have liked the idea. Derek Jeter, Arod, and Jorge Posada won’t say anything because it would be a PR nightmare.. So I’ll will say it ..It sux and it pisses me off. C’mon Steinbrenners(George and Hank) , stop the BS You have the greatest franchise in sports history, don’t f,it up with 60 year old dudes who want to get their rocks off playing for 1 day. I know he’s a lifelong YANKEE fan, but so am I . so can I play shortstop during the first game of the ALCS ? Please .. I’ll name one of my KIDS . EDDIE GAEDEL !

Things that Piss Me Off, No. 5.. MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY !

I want to like him.. I really do. Seems like a go0d Irish Guy, but every time I see him he’s making another BAD movie,dating a SUPER-HOT Model or Actress or walking around with his shirt off and a Cowboy hat on near a beach or a pool. I think it was 2005 when PEOPLE named him sexiest male on the planet. Now that sounds like I’m jealous, but I’m not..For sure. But here’s why I’m pissed. He has never made a Good Movie ( please don’t say WE ARE MARSHALL or DAZED AND CONFUSED(the 14 year old boy next door to me could have done it), his hair is retreating faster then our shorelines,but he still gets like 3 mill a movie, gets superhot chicks, and drinks Tequila on any beach in the world at anytime he wants. Ahh , maybe I am jealous ! That’s why I’m pissed !

3 Things I love about Rain.. BEER , LACROSSE,MOVIES !

Here I am.  In Northern NJ with rain coming down in buckets of sadness and I’m happy.  Happy why ?  Happy because the rain boxes us in . It boxes us into corners of houses and keeps us there because we are always running to games or work or something else and being put in that box makes us relax and sit on the couch , crack open a ber, and put on ESPNU and watch the UVA Cavaliers vs the PRINCETON Tigers.  So here I am ..Lacrosse, A Couch, a Beer, a Blanket, and PEACE !   Bring on the RAIN !  PS  After the Lax game I watched the BUDDY HOLLY STORY and had a nice little nap ..Nirvana !

Top 10 College Lacrosse Teams Division I in the USA !

My picks are a little different then most of the Polls. Most Polls have the following Top 10 Hopkins,Duke,Virginia,North Carolina,Notre Dame,Maryland,Syracuse,Cornell,Delaware,Navy… Here are mine :

1) DUKE 2) Johns Hopkins 3) Notre Dame 4) Virginia 5) Delaware 6) North Carolina etc etc NO One will beat DUKE ! No one .

Are you kidding me .. The first day of LACROSSE and it rains in NYC !

C’mon God give us LAXERS a break . I’m sitting here in Northern New Jersey and it just started to pour. We need it to stop because our first lacrosse outdoor practice is tonight. Please oh great Lord above stop this deluge !