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Top 10 ways that you know your really hammered at a Party !
April 28, 20081) The hostess that normally looks like Joan Rivers is starting to look like Jenny McCarthy 2) When you light your 12th cigarette you light it in the middle 3) You try and try to open the non screw top of a Heineken until your finger starts to bleed, but you get another Heineken because you think there was something wrong with the first 4) When you go to take a leak at 1am,you lean against the wall with your right hand , but your head is against the wall also 5) Macadamia Nuts(who brought those) taste as good as a cheesburger 6) The only beer thats left is a O’Douls(non alchoholic),,and you drink it anyway 7) The guy that coached your kid in 4th grade lacrosse starts making sense.8) Your burps start bringing up foot particles (macadamia nuts, etc) 9) Your out of Parliaments so you borrow a Virgina Slim Light from the l4th grade lacrosse guys wife. 10 ) the lacrosse guys wife who normally looks like Amy Winehouse is starting to look like Cameron Diaz with black hair..

I HATE the NBA, H..A…T..E.. Kobe, KG, Melo, are…
April 24, 2008a freakin joke …The playoffs are a bombastic display of pyrotechnics, loud(bad) rock and pop music, and over-adrenalized fans rooting for multi-million dollar spoiled children, and that’s in person. Imagine a sport where it’s better to watch the game at home on the TV, and even that is akin to going to see Hannah Montana and Cyndi Lauper do a version of John Gay’s THREE PENNY OPERA.. Complete brutality. I have a suggestion..Why not make Kobe and KG ( Kevin Garnett) joust in Wembley Stadium while Tim Duncan ( The most boring superstar ever) recites ELEGY IN A COUNTRY CHURCHYARD ? Maybe that way I would watch.

To NCAA or Not to NCAA.. I apologize to ALL MEN for dropping the NCAA Hoops Ball !
March 25, 2008Every year when the NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament starts I get all excited and decide I’m going to watch EVERY game..Bar none. Then the tournament starts and I start losing interest until the Final Four, and then I get mildly interested again,and watch pretty much the remaining games. But I’m really pissed this time because I did it again. I got psyched up.. Watched every first round game with fervor and then my interest fell off and I missed some really great games. The GEORGETOWN collapse ( Why does John Thompson Jr, get a pass for that one), STANFORD game Sat night, UCLA’s wicked comeback, and many more games that I probably missed too. The only reason I knew about the afore mentioned games was I heard all my buddies talk about them on Monday ..PATHETIC ! So here’s my Promise to all GUYS. I no longer will dismiss 2nd and 3rd round games of the NCAA tournament ! I will watched the Tournament with lust and fervor, and record every second in my memory bank for future discussions, and I will never, never, turn off a game with more then 10 minutes remaining. Apology accepted ?

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March 12, 2008
Top 10 College Lacrosse Teams Division I in the USA !
March 5, 2008My picks are a little different then most of the Polls. Most Polls have the following Top 10 Hopkins,Duke,Virginia,North Carolina,Notre Dame,Maryland,Syracuse,Cornell,Delaware,Navy… Here are mine :
1) DUKE 2) Johns Hopkins 3) Notre Dame 4) Virginia 5) Delaware 6) North Carolina etc etc NO One will beat DUKE ! No one .

Watched N Y Yankees vs Phillies today and I have 2 words..Play Ball !
March 3, 2008It was like taking a great shower or the first sip of a beer as I watched the Yankees open up their Pre-season in Fla today. Ahhh it feels so good seein AROD, Jeter, Posada, Cano, Melky, and all the other boys out their in the hot Florida sun. Can’t wait for opening day !
